Celtic Content To Risk Eighty Million & Almatygeddon 2.0

Paulo Bernardo spent the last season contributing little to nothing, so his departure is unfortunate but hardly unexpected. It’s unfortunate because I think we all saw periods where he looked on the verge of a breakthrough. He arrived with a very respectable pedigree as Captain of Portugal Under-21s and immediately looked like an accomplished player.

He went through a strange period of only being deployed in the most crucial games. Exclusively used in Europe and not domestically, he was technically gifted and ensured possession and continuity. However, he generally did so at the expense of creativity and effective play in the final third. Paulo insisted he was an attacking midfielder, but an actual statistic at the time was that only the goalkeeper had fewer forward passes. For a midfielder, that’s pretty shocking.

Then he scored a beauty against The Rangers, which I was privileged to see in person, and I was convinced this was his entrance onto the biggest stage and we’d found ourselves a valuable player. However, he did not progress. In fact, he regressed if anything. I disagree with those who say he wasn’t given a fair chance. He had many opportunities and latterly failed to grasp any of them. You would hardly know he was on the pitch at times; such was his failure to make an impact.

Why am I dissecting Paulo’s time at Celtic? Wasted talent is a particular bugbear of mine. I hate to see it, and I see it here. For me, there are only two explanations for getting so close and failing to take that final step. More than likely, you lack the necessary drive, ambition, and focus, which is all the more disappointing given that your Captain is the embodiment of those qualities.

Or maybe that period when he was on the verge of a breakthrough was the equivalent of Nicholas Kuhn’s purple patch with us. In other words, perhaps that was the very best of which he was capable?  Because I hate to see talent wasted, I hope he is inspired by the move and rekindles his once promising career.

Teemu Embarrassment

However, we may not have lost a reliable starter, but we have lost a once-reliable option off the bench. This would be useful currently, as the bench on Monday was so weak that Teemu would have refused to sell it.

The only potential game changer was Osmand, a talented and pacy player but also just a young fella with minimal experience, who is trying to make his own breakthrough. The rest of the bench didn’t provide similar quality alternatives, allowing for a change of focus or formation, but rather significant downgrades in most positions. In fact, we didn’t even have left back cover at all, with Scales (if you can even really call him valid left back cover, rather than just someone who can fill in at left back) suspended, and this resulted in one of our best players having to switch from right to left, where he has rarely ever played.

We also managed to nullify our pre-season star in Camilo Duran. It’s very clear why he failed in Portugal and ended up in Azerbaijan. He’s not a winger, and I very much doubt that’s where he wants to play. Qarabag converted him into a highly effective, energetic, pressing, nuisance of a striker who looked very dangerous in his pre-season outings. Because of our inability to sign a left winger, instead we decided to neuter one of our biggest attacking threats by playing him in a position where we will never see the best of him.

Unconcerned by the Countdown

There are nine days remaining until we have to name a squad for the Champions League qualifier against LASK, the Austrian double winners. It seems clear the board will add no more than one player to the squad before the deadline, and we are woefully short of quality in depth. The team we saw start on Monday may be the strongest team we see this season, which is the horrifying reality of years of managed decline, outrageously poor squad management and unacceptably dire recruitment.

The board have been steadily chipping away at standards to the extent that we have taken a very limited squad that scraped over the line by a matter of minutes, stripped 15 players from it and added only two. Martin O’Neill says he’s focussed on quality, not quantity. Unfortunately, recruiting the quantity of quality we desperately need always seemed beyond the ability of this board, and so it has proven.

It seems they will be content with hanging onto Engels and Johnston until the Champions League qualifier is out of the way before they spend another penny. Happy to have bought a lethal weapon, they seem incapable of purchasing the ammunition.

Also, the incoherence of the transfer policy seems mind-boggling. We are told they spent over five million euros on Duran, yet we seem surprised that he’s not a winger and/or non-committal about changing formations to play a front two. Given what we’ve seen in pre-season, a formation change looks unlikely, so did we really spend approximately five million on a reserve striker when we’re screaming out for wingers and midfielders?

The manager told us that he expected the principal shareholder to step up and very generously authorise the spending of the fans’ money. He stepped in to get the Hogh deal done, but it seems his enthusiasm is limited to a currently negative 900k net spend. In fact, if Celtic get anywhere close to a net spend in this window, we may well see a vastly improved team; however, that will be too late to minimise the risk of not qualifying for the Champions League and would fly in the face of the board’s insistence on adding to the ludicrously unnecessary money mountain at the expense of the product on the park.

The Eighty-Million-Pound Gamble

I am genuinely stunned that, after last year in particular, they would risk Almatygeddon 2.0 and the inevitable recriminations and fan fury that would follow. Wilson called repeatedly for unity, but it appears that they are prepared to risk further and deeper division in order to avoid spending money they already have until they have guarantees of funds arriving for our players.

It’s as if this transfer window is a stand-alone event and the previous funds squirrelled away at the expense of an ever-declining squad quality have no bearing on the context or their decision-making.

I cannot fathom the decision to fail to strengthen, when the funds are available, will almost certainly be recouped, and the alternative is to squander £80 million of potential CL income over two years in the face of the easiest potential qualification ties we could have.

Not good business.

Utter madness.

Responses

  1. Michael Avatar

    Same sh** every window

  2. Ian McMillan Avatar

    How do we get them out? They have shafted us for decades. Enough is enough

    1. Andrew Avatar

      I fear the only thing would be an empty stadium Ian. I know it is unlikely, and I understand that none of us want that, but it appears to be the only thing they notice. Think back to the days of the tarpaulins on the top tier, it wasn’t so long ago, and it prompted action through the first BR era.

      I get the argument that would hurt the team, but the team’s standard has been destroyed by the board anyway. There may need to be short term sacrifice and pain for longer term gain. I can’t see it ever happening though.

  3. tony mc Avatar

    Having to play players out of position in the first competitive match of the season is worrying as well as a disgrace

  4. Colbhoy Avatar

    I wrote elsewhere that if this is a plan by DD it is working well & if not the utter incompetence is remarkable & of the highest level.

  5. Gerry Tobin Avatar

    Again good analysis of our current situation which has now taken a serious down turn with MON being hospitalised. We know he doesn’t do day to day training but are led to believe he’s the last say in getting identified targets into the team! It does seem to be a one out one in policy at present. If MON isn’t there who takes his place on identifying potential players , Maloney? It’s embarrassing that we don’t have a recruitment team in place and the continued lowballing of clubs regarding valuations of potential players.
    I wish Martin a speedy recovery and hopefully he gets back in the dugout soon , as long as he’s fit enough to do so.
    HH🍀

  6. GerryM Avatar

    Could Martin’s couple of days in hospital stretch to a week/month/even longer recuperation. Leading eventually to a non return. You wouldn’t blame him if he were to take this option would you, given the absolute out of date, continuing dysfunction, that is the player recruitment process that Celtic fans have to endure window after window, embarrassing CL qualifying knockout out after another embarrassing CL qualifying knockout . Almatygeddon 2.0 would it make any difference?! Or maybe Martin will return in 2 days and all will be well. Just putting it out there!

  7. Jim Avatar

    Good article. What I don’t understand is the surprise of fans who have seen this MO for at least ten years, and arguably 10 years before that, with only a couple of exceptions, but are still surprised every year.
    The answer stares us in the face every year, but fans have no stomach for it, so as a commentator on another blog is fond of saying, ‘you are giving them your money, you are complicit in the destruction’. It’s hard to argue with, what we’re gonna negatively impact the team/squad?, open your eyes, the destruction of the team/squad is almost complete.

  8. Martin Kennea Avatar

    I can’t believe this madness . What’s happening to ” our ” Celtic ?

  9. the Real Anton Rogan Avatar

    We thought things were bad under the stewardship of Lawwell. Nicolson makes Lawwell look like MacKay.

    But, we know where the main problem lies.

    Desmond is a billionaire. You don’t become a billionaire by being stupid and taking the occasional risk so it is completely unfathomable as to why he runs us this way.

    Back at the end of May, I mentioned that the shine of the most unlikely double, was growing dim. There was little anticipation surrounding the upcoming season.

    I fervently hoped to be wrong but unfortunately we seem to be caught in a never-ending loop.

    I truly am at the point of chucking it. Why should I care when the custodians don’t give a sh*t

  10. ianmcguigan12 Avatar

    I say we get it out there right now. BOYCOTT EUROPA LEAGUE PACKAGE. It’s the only way to show these parasites that we’ve had enough.
    They’re walking all over us and this is all we’ve got left.
    Please advocate a boycott Yogi. People might listen to you.

    1. SonofCeltic Avatar

      I wouldn’t oppose a boycott Ian, but we know from discussing these issues repeatedly that calls for a boycott will be almost completely ignored. There was a similar conversation last year and then they sold out the packages no bother.
      Whatever we do, I don’t think there’ll ever be more than 20% that actively choose to boycott. It’s central to the lives of so many. Personally I think it would be justified. They have shown utter contempt for our European ambitions.

      1. the Real Anton Rogan Avatar

        13 days until CL qualifiers.

        75 days since the Cup Final

  11. Whoriskey Avatar

    I think that our terrible board has looked at the Sevco spend last year that only got them third place and sh*t the bed. Again. Also, they seem to have taken up the fans campaign of Not Another Penny.

  12. Tommy McQuillan Avatar

    “We’re doomed, doomed I tell you” I think John Laurie in his role of Private Fraser in Dad’s Army must’ve been a Celtic supporter and he could foretell what was going to happen back then, twice, almost wound up in ’94 and now being destroyed from the billionaire major shareholder. What I want to know is why none of these other shareholders are standing up to this tyrant? Surely they can see he’s making things worse on the park and with the supporters who pay good money every season and expect at the very least competence in the seats of authority. We’ve got a CEO who can’t get deals over the line or is haggling over a couple of hundred thousand for a player in Mika Baur who’s desperate to come to the club. It’s bad now but it’s still going to get worse I fear we’re getting closer to our nadir John but we’re still not quite there. I wish I knew the answer but it’ll take people a lot smarter than me to come to an acceptable conclusion mate, another great piece sir.

    1. the Real Anton Rogan Avatar

      Corporate shareholders are only interested in one thing:

      Do I get a return on my investment?

      They absolutely do

  13. Donald Archibald Avatar

    Great article John. Thank you.

    1. SonofCeltic Avatar

      Very kind Donald. Much appreciated👍

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