Failing, Flailing, Profiting & Improving – Celtic’s Transfer Window Trolley Dash

Now that the madness is over and we can reflect calmly on what transpired, what conclusions can we draw, and what outcomes have we witnessed?

Before dealing with individual issues, the caveat overhanging all of this is the fact that, using the most important benchmark, the club failed to progress in the Champions League against a club with revenue just over 29% of Celtic’s.

Another horrendous failure against relative minnows who have humiliated the Club eight out of ten times. Not only can we not get close to the European success of our financial peer group, but we can’t get past clubs who we should be brushing aside with relative ease.

Since 2012 there has been no meaningful benchmark in staying ahead of the dead, yet we have refused to set a modestly ambitious but very realistic target of qualifying for the Champions League. Even when facing just one qualifying round against teams whose stadiums would fit in the Superstore.

Rather, the club’s oft-stated goal of pointless vagueness (‘compete in Europe’) is the perfect expression of a laughable and unforgivable lack of ambition, which in this window led to what historically is Celtic’s worst-ever European result. This saw us widely and understandably mocked across Europe and beyond. The damage to the club’s reputation is inestimable but undoubtedly significant. The ridicule has been hard to take and impossible to defend against.

I covered previously the blame to be shared by the players and management team. There is no getting away from that fact. The game management and individual performances were utterly dire, which is deflecting a lot of flak from the board. As understandable as that may be, the squad that went into that game was paper thin. There was no margin for injuries, lack of fitness or poor performances, and we suffered from all three.

Every substitution, and we used them all, degraded the quality of the team. We finished the game with at least five players you would not be happy to see in the side for a domestic fixture. One of our main purchases pre-LASK was not fit to start the first game and did not appear in the humiliation, as he was brought in too late to be ready.

Despite denials that this catastrophe affected our subsequent signing decisions, we secured five players before the deadline in a mad scramble to paper over the cracks in the squad without laying out any significant fees. Only one (looks like a project) wasn’t a loan, and three of them could have helped us navigate the LASK tie. All of them could have been here before that game.

Another £40m gambled and lost. Lessons entirely unlearned. Whilst these radically risk-averse incompetents remain at the helm, we are doomed to the hinterland of ‘aspirational’ and ‘punch above our weight’ planning.

The faux attempt to sign Gineitis takes me back to a point I’ve made often. This was a performative failure for the benefit of a frustrated and angry manager who made it clear he wanted the player as a priority. Sources on the Torino side revealed that the CEO never put Celtic in a position to complete the deal, despite the player having agreed to terms and said his goodbyes to the fans and his teammates.

In my opinion, a decision was made by the axis of feeble to block the signing and use the usual nebulous excuses for how it somehow fell short. The corporate equivalent of ‘a big boy did it and ran away!’ Despite us having taken in roughly £9.5m the day before on two players you would not have expected to generate such income, we ensured the deal broke down.

We have ended this window with a substantial profit, possibly up to £20m, which is fantastic news for fans. Like me, I’m sure you’ve also heard the supporters fervently calling for the pointless money mountain to be topped up, and why we shouldn’t be recklessly utilising funds on a defensive midfielder (in a midfield that only last week was cut through like a knife through warm butter) or on a left back who’s not an injured 18-year-old with no first team experience. Thankfully our first choice left back finishes 90 minutes without fail every week, so at least there won’t be undue pressure on Scales and the new youth.

Have we improved as a squad from last season? In my view, we have definitely scraped over that depressingly low bar. Remember, despite the Almaty horror show and a team that was crumbling in front of our eyes, the board’s reaction was to do virtually nothing as Desmond and Rodgers concentrated on measuring their man parts to the detriment of an abysmal squad.

Although I jest, our season nearly imploded because Rodgers had finally had enough of being told what couldn’t be done by our bloodless bean counters, and the God King was so enraged he couldn’t be brought to heel and dominated (like a boardroom full of knee-bending puppets) that he fired off a scandalous communication which embarrassed everyone associated with the club who are not in receipt of Desmond’s royal favour.

So, is it baby steps then, for which we should be grateful? The positive news is that I believe we won’t have much trouble domestically. Our rivals appear to have regressed, and we have signed enough firepower to overwhelm domestic opposition, despite being short in other areas.

The Europa League? I believe we have the players to make an impact if we play the formation that best fits our real talents. We also need to seriously address how open we are when playing very good sides, or we’ll be battered from pillar to post. We have a potentially very decent side when injury-free, and there is a huge responsibility on the manager and coaches to deploy them effectively.

In summary then, we have yet again failed the test that really matters; we have added to the pointless pile of money with no purpose, and we have improved upon last season’s desperately poor squad.

I’m very happy that we won’t have to watch the dull dross that we had to slog through last season, and I hope that we can acquit ourselves well in the Europa League.

Ultimately though, it’s a familiar tale of lack of vision, ambition and planning. Now we pick ourselves up and go again. What choice do we have?

No matter how abysmally the Desmond family business is run, we support the Celtic.

And Celtic is so much more than inadequate executives or a billionaire’s plaything.

Mon The Hoops.

Responses

  1. the Real Anton Rogan Avatar

    Despite the brevity, its depressing reading isn’t it?

    No doubt Wilson will be rolled out to face a sanitised “grilling” from McCulloch while nodding gravely and assuring us all that lessons have been learned. Our mute CEO will remain muted while counting the thick end of this year’s £850k plus wedge.

    The definition of madness resides within the Celtic Board room.

    On the plus side, we will again contribute to the reduction of the UK deficit through another payment corporation tax on our profits.

    We laugh at the hun but sometimes I do wonder who the basketcases really are.

    1. SonofCeltic Avatar

      It really is, despite my attempt to salvage some optimism!

  2. Danny Pettigrew Avatar

    Well said big chap, I’m not to sure about a run in europe 🙄

  3. Will Hannlgan Avatar

    McKay and Nicholson aka Tonto and the Loan Arranger. Hi ho Silver, away 😄

  4. Ronnie Avatar

    Well said Big Yogi, HH 🍀🍀🍀🍀

  5. Gerard Tobin Avatar

    Excellent John all points well made 🍀

  6. Bryan Coyle Avatar

    Nicholson is a cunt.As much use as a fuckin ashtray on a motorbike.

  7. Gerry Cassidy Avatar

    Failure baked in, the board’s recipe for success, and those juicy salaries. Why change, when the front of house tells them that the queue of hungry punters will continue to pay the absorbitent prices.

  8. Billy Hughes Avatar

    Well John, here we go again. The supposidly football experts in the boardroom have played a blinder. The only position that has been crying out to be covered yet again lacking. Defensive midfield, I was hoping up to last night that Genites was on his way, but yet again low balling offer from our best in class clowns failed. The money the club is in profit from this window, 20% of which will be winging its way to HMRC in corporation tax, a fraction of which could have got Genites over the line. How much will these loan signings cost the club for 12 months, a lot more than paying the asking price for Genites. We will more than likely win the treble this year, but I fear the euro results again due to lack of midfield defence. What must MON be thinking, he’s been well and truly shafted, not for the first time. Great insight from you again John, please keep at it.

  9. Allan Clark Avatar

    Good summation John (as always, with a hint of your raconteur cynicism). Good for AIM/plc not for the fans (clients). SOP, until ST (<10k) and last years stance. We require organised, articulate, professional spokespersons for the agm and corporate engagement. Ask the factual questions, ensure there is a need for a response. World class embarrassment is apt. I gave up on them after the Fletcher deal (c.Jan 10). The short-termisim is that geared toward a sale, contempt or transfer to the next generation?

  10. Balloon Heid Boyd Avatar

    O’Neil said in 2005 as he walked out the door,”Celtic fans, get used to life in the slow lane !”
    More than twenty years later we are being passed by the Honda Civic’s in the slow lane rubber necking the car crash that is Celtic with it’s wheels,engine and any valuable parts lying strewn on the hard shoulder having been graffiti’d by these ghouls who pass themselves off as custodians of a club which they deem needs just enough to scrape through an MOT for domestic use but totally useless for a vacation in Europe.
    These parasites feel no shame or embarrassment no matter the team’s results as their bloated wages and bonuses keep them warm at night.
    They would have had no problem with Hearts winning the league last season as they would have put it down as collateral damage.
    Until the so called Celtic Collective gets it’s arse in gear and organises some SERIOUS form of protest we are forever doomed to this utterly soul destroying limbo !
    I hope every single one of them are visited in the most serious and excruciatinly painful way by that bitch Karma.
    Death is not a painful enough visitation as I would not wish that on anyone but I would take great pleasure in the suffering they would endure at least the equivalent of what they have inflicted on the Celtic family.

  11. John Murphy Avatar

    If you eat shite often enough it will eventually begin to taste good

  12. Redmond Avatar

    Well said mate: Performative Failure is so apt and it is this boards way. I had hoped (against all evidence and good reason) that having brought in money for Reo and Kenny we actually might, MIGHT spend money on the guy from Torino. Why do I do it to myself?! Its the hope that kills as they say.
    Why does following Celtic need to feel like a perverse form of self harm? Having endured the 1990s, I think that they at least tried to spend money on players (similar sums that this current board are still looking to spend) whilst the Huns went on their tax free jolly up.
    Still, at least we can look forward to January when we will rectify the mistakes of the summer window (of what year? Take your pick!).
    HH

    1. SonofCeltic Avatar

      You just can’t help getting your hopes up, and every single time you’re made to feel stupid.

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